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complete bike cleaning kit
This magnificent cornucopia of cleaning and caressing
commodities is the answer to your purchasing quandaries. A
preselected menu of Yoshimoto’s finest products wrapped in a
multipurpose bin bucket receptacle thing.A joy to own and use
and cheap at twice the price.   

De Dirtbox includes
Whizzo Wheels.
De Gunge O Prene.
Cak Remover.
Gleem-O-Wash.
Deep Gloss.
Cloth.
2 x brushes.
Trigger spray.
 
product codes & descriptions  Price

ydb1  de dirtbox  £29.99
CAK REMOVER
Drum roll! Fanfare! Cue the semi naked women with heaving bosoms carrying a tub
of goo on a palanquin. Watch these darlings bring Cak Remover shoulder high onto a
dais in front of thousands of screaming supplicants.
Laydeez and Genellmun ! We are proud to present Caaaak Reeee moverrrrr !
Cak Remover will remove the Cak that the World, Life and the Horseman of the
Apocalypse throws at your bike. Its an all round cleaner that you have just got to try.
Its inexpensive, dilutes with water and it just a proper proper thing. We love it and
sell shedloads. Spray it on, jetwash it on, put it in a bucket and slather it on. Its all
good .
Rinses off with water. Splendid. Available in 1, 5 and 30 ltr tubs.  

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ycak1  cak remover  1000ml  £4.99
DEPP GLOSS
Oh Joy, oh Rapture, oh Deepgloss. Another recent offspring from the fruity loins of
our genius. A simple polish. It will not protect your bike from Alien invasion, it will
not make Governments any more comprehensible, but it will give your bike a gleam
and a shine the like of which has to be seen to be believed. Use sparingly, use with
love, use with confidence.  

Product codes & descriptions  Price
  
ydg250  deep gloss  250ml  £3.99
Gold chain lubricant
This Gold coloured premium product is the Daddy of the chain wax world. It will
withstand incredible pressure and temperature. It will protect chains from wear and
corrosion, while drying fast. It is completely synthetic and it will cling to your chain
like a humping dog to a dirty tarts leg. That’s if, the chain is clean first mind. If you
just spray it over some manky old crap that’s already on the chain then it won’t last
as long, but that’s obvious innit? Chain Wax Gold is very suitable for all types of chain
under extreme racing or environmental conditions  

Product codes & descriptions  Price
  
YSLG500  Chain wax gold  500ml  £6.99
  
YSLG70  Chain wax gold  70ml  £2.99
Clear chain lubricant
Now this product is our original chain spray and was designed to go on thin,
penetrate through the old existing lubricant and then thicken up and replace it.
Completely clear it is the product to use if you are in a rush and cannot clean the
chain. Good for high mileage bikes as long as it’s used sparingly. Do not over apply. It
will just fall off and be wasted. Suitable for all types of chain  

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YKI500  Kin-good  500ml  £4.99
  
YKI70  Kin-good  70ml  £2.49
Dissolves and emulsifies greases
Double extra tough crap calls for a double extra tough cleaner. Almost as good a
solvent as Phoxitoph but safer on paints and this will wash off with water. Perfect
for chains and sprockets, and thick oily patches on the concrete drive. Cleans the
very nastily manky greasy things that other stuff won’t.   

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YDE400  De-gunge-oprene  400ml  £4.49
Carburettor and parts cleaner

A great workshop product. Really it’s for cleaning metal components of tenacious
crap. It will really get stuck in to oxidised petrol, burnt on oil, bitumen, and tar.
It will evaporate fast leaving no residue. Great for engine and gearbox rebuilds.  

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YPH400  Phox-It-Oph  400ml  £4.49
Corrosion preventative / Ignition waterproofer and rust dissolver
Protects against Damp and Corrosion. Dissolves rust. Lightly lubricates metal
and plastic bits. Just spray gently over your bike to keep these evils away and at
bay okay? This stuff is way over spec for Grannies sowing machine. This is an
industrial strength product with jetwashed, all weather couriers,
riding-through-five-countries-piss-wet-through situations in mind. Keep it in the
garage. Lock it or lose it.  

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YNO400  No-rusto-preen  400ml  £4.49
Brake and clutch cleaner
A proper fast evaporating and fine fluid for
settling and removing asbestos dust and other residues from brake callipers
and wheels. It will help stop seizure and disc scoring. Pleasant odour and very
nice can colours. Reminiscent of Steam Engines and Fairgrounds I always think.
 
  
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YAN400  Anka-d-manka  400ml  £4.49
Electrical contact cleaner
 
When cleaning electrical and electonic parts a very fine and non-aggressive
cleaner is required. Many products contain chemicals that can dissolve
protective varnishes and reduce the life of plastic components. Zappo is
harmless to plastics, paints and lacquers and only removes grease and gums. It
then evaporates leaving no residue.  
  
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YZA400  Zappo  400ml  £4.49
Foam wheel cleaner
 
Holy foamy wheels Batman! This is a Whizzo cleaner (as you would expect from
its name). There is enough in this can to clean our vans wheels at least four
times over. So one 500ml tin will last you a long time. It is a very powerful
cleaner, and will make short work of the black crap that inhabits the nooks and
crannies of your alloys.
Acid Free!  
  
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YWW400  Whizzo wheels   400ml  £5.99
Helmet sanitizer
The inside of your lid is a playground for all manner of microscopic critters.
You see, you leave a nice dish of dandruff in hair grease sauce for bugs to
feed on, then you put your helmet in a warm place and let them breed. Lovely.
Well now you can clean and santise your crusty Bell or smeg ridden helmet
with Helmet Santizer. Job done, problem solved.   
 
Product codes & descriptions  Price
    
YCR100  Lid clenz   100ml  £3.99
Anti-fog treatment
 
Hello! Fog-Off does 2 things. 1) It cleans your visor. 2) It helps stop the
‘Aaaarg - I can’t see.......Crash! syndrome. Spray onto a soft cloth, rub onto
your visor, allow to dry then polish if off and hay-presto.  
  
Product codes & descriptions  Price
    
YFO50  Fog-free  50ml  £3.99